Pope Benedict XVI acknowledged Saturday that the Vatican’s teaching against birth control was difficult as he praised a 1968 Church document that condemned contraception.

In a speech marking the 40th anniversary of the document, Benedict reiterated the Church’s ban against artificial birth control as well as more recent teaching against using artificial procreation methods.

Love is the drug I’m thinkin’ of…

He should know. The church was in denial about it’s pedophile priests for decades.

Hypersexuality - which I assume he’s talking about - is a real and serious condition and has nothing to do with “addiction” — ass-hat.

Something about using it for their “masses”? Body and blood of christ and all that jazz . . . .

Just speaking as a recovering catholic here . . .

I can’t wait for his weekly advice column in The Villager.

I bet he prefers missionary.

Or pounding nail.

Late that night I park my car
Stake my place in the singles bar
Face to face, toe to toe
Heart to heart as we hit the floor
Lumber up, limbo down
The locked embrace, the stumble round
I say go, she say yes
Dim the lights, you can guess the rest
Oh oh catch that buzz
Love is the drug i?m thinking of

Then the whole world is Drug Addict!

If Church wouldn’t ban Birth Control and Abortion, some people wouldn’t be able to bring Monsters into this world!
Coming from an asexual being this is meaningless.

Close the papal doors and throw away the keys. They had their chance and blew it, innumerable times.

If he equates sexual relations to drugs addiction it kinda explains why he is celibate, and why we shouldn’t trust his judgement.

“Sex is like a drug”, kinda habit forming. Like breathing and eating. What a foolish old man.

Of course he’s says nothing about religious addiction. As anything can become an addiction, it’s the addiction and not the sex.

How would the Church define or what parameter’s are part of the religious addiction. What is the difference between a Catholic who is addicted and one who is not?

This Pope is being a good politician. He sees how religion has become the latest fad in America, so he is jumping in front of the crowd and leading the way. Religion is everywhere on tee shirts, bumper stickers, people carrying bibles, people asking if you have been saved… you would think there would be more in their hearts as well… but why do it when you can stick it to your bumper.

This Pope was an extremist when he was young and so he still has his extreme bath tub but now he has a new baby with holy water in it.

Has the Pope ever had sexual contact except with acolytes?

Finally, a quote from this pontificating gasbag (albeit out of context) that I can agree with him on . “Sex is like a drug”? You can say that again. And may I never recover from the addiction.

The Pope is right. Sex can become like a drug, and so can twisted cults like the Hitler Youth. The Pope should know about that one from his Bavarian Short Pants childhood.

Blessed are those that oppose birth control for they shall inherit the earth.
See the article about the Duggars and their 18 kids.
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The image of the kindly local priest who helps the families and children in his parish has been shown to be largely a false image, at least in the United States. Thousands of sex molesters posing as priests is a pretty good indication that there is something amiss in Rome.

If he wants to help people, how about using some of the church’s wealth to fund birth control classes, so poor people have a better chance to get out of poverty?

WHAT IN THE FRICK DOES A 100 YEAR OLD VIRGIN KNOWS
“Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for every noble enterprise.”

- James Madison

“Ecclesiastical establishments tend to great ignorance and corruption, all of which facilitate the execution of mischievous projects.”

- James Madison

“The purpose of separation of church and state is to keep forever from these shores the ceaseless strife that has soaked the soil of Europe in blood for centuries.”

- James Madison

“Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear.

- Thomas Jefferson

“In every country and in every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty. He is always in alliance with the despot…. they have perverted the purest religion ever preached to man into mystery and jargon, unintelligible to all mankind, and therefore the safer engine for their purpose.”

- Thomas Jefferson

Brilliant deduction, Pope! Is it a sin for the Pope to rub one out? Seriously. I’ve always wondered how they deal with wet dreams.

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What shall we watch this weekend?

This is the movies List the movie star select for you. Movie Star Invites You to Have Fun Episode 3

TV Movies List for May 4 - 10

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• An Occasional Hell ‘96. Tom Berenger. An ex-cop-turned-college-professor probes the murder of a colleague for which the wife is suspected. (R) (1:35) HBO: Sun. 3:50 A.M. (CC)

• Off the Black ‘06. Nick Nolte. A paternal bond slowly forms between a dying umpire and the young ballplayer he caught vandalizing his house. (R) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Omen ‘06. Liev Schreiber. An American diplomat and his wife learn that the child they adopted may be the son of Satan. (R) (1:50) MAX: Thu. 8 A.M. (CC)

• The Omen ‘76. Gregory Peck. A U.S. diplomat and his wife adopt the infant Damien in Rome, then find out he’s the Antichrist. (R) (2:30) AMC: Fri. 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• On the Beach ‘59. Gregory Peck. Nuclear-war survivors wait in a U.S. sub off the coast of 1964 Australia. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Fri. 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• On the Outs ‘04. Anny Mariano. Three teenage girls drift in and out of a New Jersey juvenile detention center. (R) (1:25) SHO: Sun. 4:05 A.M. (CC)

• 101 Dalmatians ‘96. Glenn Close. London fashion maven Cruella DeVil steals pups for her newest creation, a Dalmatian coat. (G) (2:00) TBS: Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)

• 102 Dalmatians ‘00. Glenn Close. Released from prison, Cruella De Vil teams with designer Jean Pierre Le Pelt in resuming her quest for a Dalmatian coat. (G) (2:00) DIS: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)

• One Last Thing … ‘05. Cynthia Nixon. A terminally ill 16-year-old spends time with a beautiful but obnoxious supermodel. (R) (1:40) TMC: Thu. 4:25 P.M. (CC)

• Open Water ‘03. Blanchard Ryan. Scuba divers struggle to survive in shark-infested waters after their tour boat accidentally leaves them behind. (R) (2:00) FX: Sun. midnight, Mon. 10 A.M.

• Our Daily Bread ‘34. Karen Morley. Midwesterners turn their farm into a Depression commune and are hit by a drought. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 10:30 A.M.

• The Out-of-Towners ‘99. Steve Martin. An Ohio couple reinvigorate their passionless marriage during a bizarre 24 hours in New York City. (PG-13) (1:35) TMC: Mon. 9 A.M., 4:45 A.M., Thu. 1:05 P.M., 5:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Outsiders ‘83. Matt Dillon. Teenage gang life is seen through the eyes of a sensitive youth. Based on S.E. Hinton’s best-selling novel. (PG) (2:00) A&E: Sun. noon (CC)

• Over the Hedge ‘06. Voices of Bruce Willis. Animated. An opportunistic raccoon teaches fellow animals about the edible treasures that the new humans in the neighborhood conveniently leave outdoors. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• Panic Button ‘07. Holly Marie Combs. A woman and her husband move to a new community, where her next-door neighbor becomes obsessed with her. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Passenger 57 ‘92. Wesley Snipes. An airline-security expert tries to bring down a skyjacker who, with his gang, has seized a jet. (R) (1:30) TNT: Sun. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Passion Lane ‘01. Leah Riley. The role-playing guests at a private party have an easier time staying in character than staying in their clothes. (R) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 4:30 A.M. (CC)

• Pathfinder ‘07. Karl Urban. American Indians adopt and raise as their own a Viking boy who was left behind by his own people during a raid. (R) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 11:45 P.M. (CC)

• Patriot Games ‘92. Harrison Ford. An IRA terrorist vows revenge against the ex-CIA agent who killed his brother and thwarted their attack on royalty. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sat. 8 P.M., 3:30 A.M.

• Peggy Sue Got Married ‘86. Kathleen Turner. A 1985 housewife passes out at her high-school reunion and wakes up in 1960, in school with her husband-to-be. (PG-13) (2:00) WE: Sat. 4 P.M., midnight.

• Perfect Assassins ‘98. Andrew McCarthy. A government specialist on terrorism wages war on a group of criminals who may be connected to a professor he once knew. (NR) (1:40) HBO: Thu. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• Perfect Creature ‘06. Dougray Scott. A renegade vampire threatens the peaceful coexistence between humans and the undead. (R) (1:30) HBO: Sun. 12:15 A.M. (CC)

• Perfect Stranger ‘07. Halle Berry. A reporter crosses paths with a powerful executive when she goes under cover in cyberspace and the workplace to investigate a friend’s unsolved murder. (R) (1:50) STZ: Wed. 2:30 P.M., midnight, Fri. 3:20 A.M., Sat. 1:45 P.M., 10:40 P.M. (CC)

• Picture Perfect ‘97. Jennifer Aniston. An advertising executive asks a young man to pose as her fiance so that she will be eligible for a promotion. (PG-13) (2:00) WE: Thu. 8 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest ‘06. Johnny Depp. Capt. Jack Sparrow must find a way to avoid the clutches of ghostly pirate Davey Jones and his crew or be damned for all eternity. (PG-13) (2:35) STZ: Sun. 7:30 A.M., 6:20 P.M., 1:50 A.M. (CC)

• Planet of the Apes ‘68. Charlton Heston. An astronaut goes by time warp to a future planet ruled by smart apes who keep humans as slaves. (G) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 8 P.M., 1:30 A.M., Fri. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• Police Academy ‘84. Steve Guttenberg. The new mayor’s policy puts badges on misfits: one has a police record; another does vocal sound effects. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Poltergeist III ‘88. Tom Skerritt. Destructive demons follow a little girl sent to live with her aunt and uncle in a Chicago high-rise. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 10:20 A.M. (CC)

• Population 436 ‘06. Jeremy Sisto. A census taker travels to a small town where the population has remained the same for the past 100 years. (R) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Postman ‘97. Kevin Costner. Seeking refuge from a post-apocalypse dictator, a wayfarer gives others hope by taking on the role of postmaster. (R) (3:00) ENC: Thu. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Powder ‘95. Mary Steenburgen. The head of a Texas school for troubled boys takes interest in a pale-skinned teen with highly evolved mental abilities. (PG-13) (1:55) ENC: Tue. 10:45 A.M. (CC)

• Premium ‘06. Dorian Missick. A struggling actor deals with a series of personal and professional challengers. (R) (1:40) TMC: Sun. 11:50 A.M., Fri. noon (CC)

• The Pride of the Yankees ‘42. Gary Cooper. Lou Gehrig leads the New York baseball team for years and then, slowly dying, retires with a stadium farewell. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Wed. 2:15 P.M. (CC)

• Princess ‘08. Nora Zehetner. A young man falls in love with a mysterious princess who heals mythical creatures. (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Princess Diaries ‘01. Julie Andrews. A woman gives etiquette lessons to her reluctant granddaughter who is heir apparent to a throne. (G) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)

• The Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio ‘05. Julianne Moore. A ’50s-era housewife uses her wit and winnings from commercial jingle contests to help support her large family. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Fri. 8:20 A.M. (CC)

• Pterodactyl ‘05. Coolio. Commandos battle a prehistoric threat to mankind that hatched within a long-dormant volcano. (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 5 P.M.

• The Purple Plain ‘54. Gregory Peck. An RAF pilot crash-lands with his navigator and another officer in World War II Burma. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 11:30 P.M.

• Pursuit of the Graf Spee ‘57. John Gregson. British officers chase the German pocket battleship Graf Spee to Uruguay, where its captain scuttles it. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 4:15 A.M.

• Quints ‘00. Kimberly J. Brown. The life of an only child changes drastically after her mother gives birth to quintuplets. (1:35) DIS: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)

• The Rack ‘56. Paul Newman. A Korean War hero is court-martialed for treason for breaking under torture as a prisoner of war. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Raiders of the Lost Ark ‘81. Harrison Ford. Globe-trotting archaeologist Indiana Jones races the Nazis for possession of a legendary religious artifact. (PG) (2:34) USA: Sat. 8:26 P.M. (CC)

• Raptor ‘01. Eric Roberts. A lawman and an animal control officer join forces to protect townspeople against a deadly prehistoric beast. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 3 A.M.

• Raptor Island ‘04. Lorenzo Lamas. On a mission to save a kidnapped scientist, members of a rescue team encounter deadly dinosaurs. (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 9 A.M.

• Rat Race ‘01. Rowan Atkinson. A hotel owner devises a contest where six Las Vegas gamblers frantically search for a bag containing $2 million. (PG-13) (2:15) TBS: Thu. 12:40 A.M. (CC)

• Ratatouille ‘07. Voices of Patton Oswalt. Animated. A Parisian rat who enjoys fine food lives beneath a famous restaurant and longs to become a great chef. (G) (1:55) STZ: Wed. 12:35 P.M., 8:05 P.M., Thu. 6:05 A.M., Sat. 4:35 A.M. (CC)

• Rawhide ‘51. Tyrone Power. Four escaped killers hold a way-station keeper, his assistant and a female passenger hostage. (NR) (2:00) AMC: Sat. 7:45 A.M.

• The Real McCoy ‘93. Kim Basinger. A paroled cat burglar and her helper must pull off a bank caper to free her son from a crime boss. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Fri. 5 P.M. (CC)

• The Reaping ‘07. Hilary Swank. A former Christian missionary who now debunks religious phenomena encounters biblical plagues in a small town. (R) (1:45) MAX: Mon. 6 P.M., 1 A.M., Fri. 2:15 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• Red Planet ‘00. Val Kilmer. As Earth dies, a team of American astronauts tries to colonize Mars to save mankind. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Tue. 6:30 A.M., 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Reefer Madness ‘36. Dave O’Brien. Young people go from marijuana to wild piano playing, hysteria and death. (PG) (1:15) TCM: Fri. 2 A.M.

• Regarding Henry ‘91. Harrison Ford. Two bullets force a career-driven Manhattan lawyer to start life over with his loving wife and daughter. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Wed. noon (CC)

• Reign Over Me ‘07. Adam Sandler. A man still grieving the loss of his family on Sept. 11 reunites with his college roommate, who tries to help him heal. (R) (2:10) STZ: Wed. 1:50 A.M., Thu. 10:50 A.M., 9 P.M. (CC)

• Relative Strangers ‘06. Ron Livingston. An uptight professional meets his lower-class biological parents for the first time. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Rent ‘05. Rosario Dawson. Artists, junkies and misfits in New York’s East Village struggle with poverty, illness and the AIDS epidemic. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Wed. 8 P.M., 11 P.M.

• Resident Evil ‘02. Milla Jovovich. Commandos infiltrate a research facility after a deadly virus turns the entire staff into ravenous zombies. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Thu. 7 P.M.

• Resident Evil: Apocalypse ‘04. Milla Jovovich. Survivors of a deadly virus must fight their way through Raccoon City’s legion of undead inhabitants. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Thu. 9 P.M.

• Rest Stop ‘06. Jaimie Alexander. A psychotic killer terrorizes a young couple taking a cross-country road trip. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Fri. 3 A.M.

• Return to Me ‘00. David Duchovny. A heart-transplant recipient meets the donor’s lonely widower in a chance encounter. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Tue. 10:15 A.M. (CC)

• Return to Paradise ‘98. Vince Vaughn. A lawyer helps two New Yorkers decide whether to save a friend’s life by serving jail time in Malaysia. (R) (2:00) TMC: Tue. 11:30 A.M., 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Reveille With Beverly ‘43. Ann Miller. A disc jockey wakes up GIs with her show, featuring Frank Sinatra and Duke Ellington. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sun. 3:30 A.M.

• Robin Cook’s Acceptable Risk ‘01. Chad Lowe. An experimental drug affects a medical researcher who lives in a house with connections to the Salem witch trials. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Mon. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Robin Cook’s Terminal ‘96. Doug Savant. When a doctor and a nurse probe deaths at a Seattle hospital, they uncover a money plot linked to the pharmaceutical industry. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Mon. noon (CC)

• Robin Hood: Men in Tights ‘93. Cary Elwes. The Sherwood Forest archer leads his melting pot of outlaws against Prince John and the Sheriff of Rottingham. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Thu. 6:15 P.M., Fri. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• Rock Monster ‘08. Chad Collins. While traveling through Eastern Europe, a collegian unwittingly releases a monster made of rocks. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Rocky Balboa ‘06. Sylvester Stallone. Retired Rocky’s plan to re-enter the ring for a few small matches escalates into a full-fledged bout with the world’s reigning heavyweight. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Rodgers & Hammerstein’s Cinderella ‘97. Whitney Houston. Rodgers and Hammerstein’s original music is featured in this modern retelling of the classic fairy tale. (G) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Roll Bounce ‘05. Bow Wow. The closure of their favorite rink forces a roller-skater and his friends to gather at an uptown establishment. (PG-13) (2:30) VH1: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Rounders ‘98. Matt Damon. The release of his debt-ridden pal from jail spurs a law student to resume high-stakes gambling. (R) (2:05) ENC: Mon. 1:15 A.M., Tue. 12:40 P.M. (CC)

• Route 666 ‘01. Lou Diamond Phillips. Two federal agents encounter zombies on a desert highway years after the massacre of a chain gang. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Thu. 11 P.M.

• The Rugrats Movie ‘98. E.G. Daily. Animated. Tommy and his plucky pals go on a forest adventure in his father’s latest invention, the Reptar Wagon. (G) (1:30) SHO: Wed. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• Running Scared ‘86. Gregory Hines. Two cool Chicago undercover officers try to put a drug lord permanently out of business. (R) (1:55) ENC: Tue. 12:05 A.M. (CC)

• Ruthless People ‘86. Danny DeVito. A stereo salesman and his wife kidnap the vulgar wife of a Beverly Hills millionaire who balks at ransom. (R) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 5 A.M. (CC)

• RV ‘06. Robin Williams. Calamities strike when a family patriarch rents an enormous motor-home and takes his dysfunctional clan on vacation. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Wed. 6:50 A.M., 4:35 P.M. (CC)

• Rx ‘05. Eric Balfour. Three close friends encounter two flamboyant drug dealers while on a weekend road trip. (R) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• Sabotage ‘36. Sylvia Sidney. A London housewife learns that her husband is helping a secret group planting bombs in public places. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sun. 6 A.M.

• Sabretooth ‘02. David Keith. A big-game hunter searches for a genetically engineered saber-toothed tiger after it escapes from a scientist’s lab. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 11 P.M.

• Sabrina ‘54. Humphrey Bogart. The sons of a Long Island tycoon become romantic rivals for the chauffeur’s daughter. (2:00) TCM: Sun. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Safe Harbour ‘07. Melissa Gilbert. A recently widowed woman begins a tentative romance with a troubled artist. (PG-13) (2:00) WE: Sat. 2 P.M.

• Sahara ‘05. Matthew McConaughey. A treasure hunter and his sidekick join forces with a doctor to search for a Confederate ship in Africa. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)

• The Saint in London ‘39. George Sanders. A scatterbrained socialite helps Simon Templar track counterfeiters in England. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Sat. 10 A.M.

• The Saint’s Double Trouble ‘40. George Sanders. Simon Templar sets an elaborate trap for his look-alike — a homicidal jewel smuggler. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Sat. 11:15 A.M.

• Samson and Delilah ‘49. Hedy Lamarr. The mighty Samson finds his strength and power tested by the manipulative charms of lovely but devious Delilah. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Sat. 2 P.M. (CC)

• The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause ‘06. Tim Allen. Scott Calvin, aka Santa, contends with visiting in-laws and a scheme by mischievous Jack Frost to freeze him out of Christmas. (G) (1:40) STZ: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Saving Private Ryan ‘98. Tom Hanks. A World War II captain and his squad risk all to locate and send home a soldier whose three brothers died in combat. (R) (3:30) TNT: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Saw III ‘06. Tobin Bell. A kidnapped doctor must keep dying Jigsaw alive while a fellow victim completes his own maniacal test. (R) (2:00) TMC: Sat. 9 P.M., midnight (CC)

• Scarface ‘83. Al Pacino. A Cuban immigrant from Castro’s jails cuts a violent path of destruction on his way to the top of Miami’s drug trade. (R) (2:55) MAX: Sun. 5:35 P.M. (CC)

• Scary Movie 4 ‘06. Anna Faris. Dim-witted Cindy Campbell and her sex-crazed friend, Brenda, team up with cute-but-clueless Tom Ryan to save the world from a hostile alien invasion. (PG-13) (1:30) STZ: Sat. 3:05 A.M. (CC)

• School for Scoundrels ‘06. Billy Bob Thornton. A downtrodden meter-reader enrolls in a confidence-building class in the hope of winning the gal of his dreams, then he discovers that his professor loves the same woman. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 9:45 A.M., 7:15 P.M.

• School for Seduction ‘04. Kelly Brook. An Italian beauty spices up the sex lives of a hotel manager, two sisters, a business owner, and a drag artist. (R) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders ‘00. Voices of Jeff Bennett. Animated. When their van breaks down in a remote desert town, Scooby and the gang find themselves surrounded by aliens. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Wed. 10:30 A.M.

• Scoop ‘06. Scarlett Johansson. An American journalism student falls for a British aristocrat, as she and a magician hunt a killer in London. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 10:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Secrets of Comfort House ‘06. Sheryl Lee. A woman who gives sanctuary to battered women becomes the prime suspect in the murders of abusive husbands. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Wed. noon (CC)

• See No Evil ‘06. Kane. A reclusive maniac terrorizes a group of young petty criminals who have arrived to clean up a rotting hotel as part of their community service. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sat. 12:45 A.M. (CC)

• See Spot Run ‘01. David Arquette. After an FBI dog takes a bite out of their boss, vengeful gangsters target the animal which lives with a goofy mailman. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Thu. 2:55 A.M., Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)

• The Sentinel ‘06. Michael Douglas. A fugitive Secret Service agent must clear himself of charges of murdering a colleague and save the president from an assassination plot. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 4 P.M., 11:35 P.M. (CC)

• Serenity ‘05. Nathan Fillion. Crew members aboard a transport vessel get caught in a deadly conflict in the wake of a galactic war. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Thu. noon (CC)

• Sergeant York ‘41. Gary Cooper. A Tennessean becomes one of World War I’s most decorated heroes by single-handedly capturing a German position. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Wed. 9:45 A.M., Sat. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Seven ‘95. Brad Pitt. A meticulous veteran-detective and the young officer about to replace him probe a series of murders based on the seven deadly sins. (R) (2:10) ENC: Sun. 10:20 P.M. (CC)

• The Seven Year Itch ‘55. Marilyn Monroe. The blonde upstairs gives a man ideas, especially with his wife gone for the summer. (NR) (2:15) AMC: Tue. 8 A.M. (CC)

• The 7th Voyage of Sinbad ‘58. Kerwin Mathews. Sinbad the sailor needs the egg of a giant two-headed bird of prey to restore a shrunken princess. (G) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 6:30 P.M.

• Sexual Retreat ‘04. Shayla LaVeaux. A sultry hostess helps couples lose their inhibitions. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 4 A.M. (CC)

• The Shadow ‘94. Alec Baldwin. Dashing Lamont Cranston’s alter ego battles a villain named Shiwan Khan in 1930s Manhattan. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 3:20 A.M. (CC)

• Shadowboxer ‘05. Helen Mirren. A professional assassin and her stepson-lover shelter a pregnant woman they were hired to kill. (R) (1:35) TMC: Fri. midnight (CC)

• Shaft ‘00. Samuel L. Jackson. A detective and a narcotics cop track a sociopath out to kill a woman who can testify that he committed murder. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Shaggy Dog ‘94. Ed Begley Jr. A father learns that his teenage son is the victim of a magic spell that causes the youth to transform into a canine. (2:00) DIS: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. noon (CC)

• Shall We Dance ‘37. Fred Astaire. Ballet dancer Petrov woos a musical star at sea and in New York, despite rumors of their marriage. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Shanghai Knights ‘03. Jackie Chan. With help from his sister and a friend, a martial-arts master travels to London to find his father’s murderer. (PG-13) (2:15) TNT: Sun. 11:45 A.M. (CC)

• Shanghai Noon ‘00. Jackie Chan. A Chinese Imperial Guardsman teams up with a robber to rescue a princess, taken to the Old West by the guard’s former captain. (PG-13) (1:55) STZ: Tue. 11:35 A.M., 10:40 P.M., Wed. 6:10 A.M. (CC)

• She Gets What She Wants ‘02. Piper Perabo. A foreign-exchange student from France tries to undermine a cheerleader at a Texas high school. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 10 A.M., Fri. 8 A.M. (CC)

• The Shining ‘80. Jack Nicholson. A writer goes mad while serving as caretaker with his wife and clairvoyant son at a snowbound Colorado hotel. (R) (2:30) MAX: Tue. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Ship Ahoy ‘42. Eleanor Powell. A writer cruising to Puerto Rico thinks a star dancer is helping the enemy, but she’s really a government spy. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 1:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Shrink Is In ‘00. Courteney Cox. A woman impersonates a psychiatrist to win the man of her dreams. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Thu. 4:30 P.M., Fri. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Shut Up and Sing ‘06. David Alan Basche. Guys who sang a cappella together 15 years earlier in college reunite to sing at a friend’s wedding along with their spouses, significant others, and one Swedish nanny. (R) (1:40) STZ: Mon. 11:40 A.M. (CC)

• Silent Hill ‘06. Radha Mitchell. A woman searches for her missing daughter in a town that has been enveloped in a living darkness, against which the remaining humans fight a losing battle for survival. (R) (2:10) STZ: Thu. 3 P.M., 11:10 P.M. (CC)

• Silent Predators ‘99. Harry Hamlin. Years after a truck accident released a single rattler, hybrid snakes terrorize a California town. (2:00) SCI-FI: Tue. 3 A.M.

• Silverado ‘85. Kevin Kline. Old West drifters Jake, Emmett, Mal and Paden shoot it out with a crooked sheriff and clan. (PG-13) (3:00) AMC: Sat. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Sin City Diaries 2: Inside Out ‘07. Gorgeous women find fun in Las Vegas. (NR) (1:50) MAX: Sat. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Since You Went Away ‘44. Claudette Colbert. A Midwesterner holds down the home front with her daughters and bulldog during World War II. (NR) (3:00) TCM: Sat. 10:15 P.M. (CC)

• Sister Act ‘92. Whoopi Goldberg. A Reno lounge singer on the run plays nun and shows a San Francisco convent’s chorus how to rock. (PG) (1:45) TMC: Sun. 10:05 A.M., 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Sixteen Candles ‘84. Molly Ringwald. A girl turning 16 likes another girl’s guy and feels nobody cares about her birthday. (PG) (2:00) WE: Sat. 6 P.M.

• Slayer ‘06. Casper Van Dien. A soldier must hunt down his best friend after a vampire bites the man and turns him into one of the undead. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Thu. 3 A.M.

• Sleep Easy, Hutch Rimes ‘00. Steven Weber. An insurance man experiences d??j?? vu when an employee asks for his help in the murder of her husband. (1:45) TMC: Tue. 8:15 A.M., Sat. 7 A.M., 3:50 P.M. (CC)

• A Smile Like Yours ‘97. Greg Kinnear. A scheming woman and her husband visit a fertility clinic when her secret attempts to conceive fail. (R) (1:40) MAX: Mon. 2:40 A.M. (CC)

• Smokey and the Bandit ‘77. Burt Reynolds. Sheriff Buford T. Justice chases a trucker, his buddy, a runaway bride and 400 cases of beer. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Thu. 8:20 A.M. (CC)

• Snake Eyes ‘98. Nicolas Cage. A corrupt detective and his Navy friend probe a U.S. official’s assassination at an Atlantic City boxing match. (R) (1:40) TMC: Wed. 8:05 A.M., 3 P.M., 1:15 A.M. (CC)

• Snakes on a Plane ‘06. Samuel L. Jackson. An FBI agent must contend with a swarm of deadly serpents that have been released aboard an airliner to kill the witness he is escorting to trial. (R) (1:50) HBO: Mon. 3:10 A.M., Fri. 12:30 A.M. (CC)

• Soapdish ‘91. Sally Field. The star of a soap opera is rattled by her ex-lover’s return to the daytime drama “The Sun Also Sets.” (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 2:45 P.M. (CC)

• Somebody Up There Likes Me ‘56. Paul Newman. A youth turns his rebellious nature into a successful ring career in this fact-based portrait of boxer Rocky Graziano. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 10:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Sons of Katie Elder ‘65. John Wayne. Shocking revelations await four brothers returning home to Texas for their mother’s funeral. (NR) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 8:30 A.M.

• Sophie’s Choice ‘82. Meryl Streep. A Southern writer lives in Brooklyn with an Auschwitz survivor and her mad lover. (R) (2:30) SHO: Thu. 3 P.M., 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Soul Plane ‘04. Kevin Hart. Passengers and crew enjoy a wild party aboard an airliner flying from Los Angeles to New York. (NR) (2:00) BET: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)

• South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut ‘99. Voices of Trey Parker. Animated. Kyle, Stan and Cartman orchestrate a resistance to an imminent war between Canada and the United States. (R) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 8:30 P.M. (CC)

• Speed 2: Cruise Control ‘97. Sandra Bullock. A vacationing couple save the day when a madman commandeers their cruise ship. (PG-13) (2:10) ENC: Fri. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Spy Hard ‘96. Leslie Nielsen. A bumbling secret agent and his lovely partner try to foil a madman’s world-takeover scheme. (PG-13) (1:45) AMC: Thu. 1:45 P.M. (CC)

• Spy Kids 3: Game Over ‘03. Antonio Banderas. A boy tries to rescue his sister inside a virtual-reality game created by a madman out to enslave children. (PG) (1:30) DIS: Sun. 9 P.M.

• Star Trek: Insurrection ‘98. Patrick Stewart. To uphold the principles of his Starfleet oath and save an alien race, Capt. Picard defies Federation orders. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Star Wars: Episode III — Revenge of the Sith ‘05. Ewan McGregor. Seduced by the dark side, Anakin Skywalker turns against his mentor, Obi-Wan Kenobi and becomes Darth Vader. (PG-13) (3:00) SPIKE: Sun. 8 P.M., 11 P.M.

• Starman ‘84. Jeff Bridges. A Wisconsin widow falls in love with an alien who has remade himself as a double of her husband. (PG) (2:00) SHO: Tue. 5:30 A.M. (CC)

• Starter for 10 ‘06. James McAvoy. A working-class student navigates his way through a fancy university, finding romance and academic challenge along the way. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 8 P.M., Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Stealth ‘05. Josh Lucas. Three naval pilots must stop a fighter jet controlled by artificial intelligence that has run amok. (PG-13) (2:15) TNT: Sun. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• Stealth Fighter ‘99. Mark Adair-Rios. A fighter pilot teams with an arms dealer to steal a bomber and blackmail the U.S. government. (R) (1:30) MAX: Thu. 1:15 A.M. (CC)

• Step Lively ‘44. Frank Sinatra. A Broadway producer tries to do a singing playwright’s show before the backer’s check bounces. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. midnight (CC)

• Step Up ‘06. Channing Tatum. A troubled guy but a gifted dancer attracts the attention of a talented ballerina at a Maryland school. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Mon. 6:10 A.M., 1:20 P.M., 9 P.M., Thu. 8 A.M., 7:10 P.M., 5:30 A.M. (CC)

• Stick It ‘06. Jeff Bridges. A final brush with the law sends a teenage gymnast to a legendary coach’s elite academy, where her rebellious attitude makes her both friends and enemies. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Sun. 6 A.M., 6:15 P.M., Wed. 10:20 A.M., 6:15 P.M., 4:50 A.M. (CC)

• Stolen Moments ‘20. Marguerite Namara. Silent. A prosecuting attorney loves a young woman infatuated with a devious South American novelist. (NR) (:45) TCM: Tue. 7:15 A.M.

• The Story of Us ‘99. Bruce Willis. While their children are away at summer camp, a married couple try to remember why they fell in love. (R) (2:00) USA: Sun. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Strange Days ‘95. Ralph Fiennes. A black-marketeer who sells virtual-reality experiences tries to save his ex-flame from a sadistic gangster in 1999 Los Angeles. (R) (2:30) MAX: Mon. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Strangers When We Meet ‘60. Kirk Douglas. A married architect who is secretly in love with a married neighbor must choose between home, career or love. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Strictly Business ‘91. Tommy Davidson. A mailroom clerk climbs the ladder by helping a corporate workaholic woo a restaurant hostess. (PG-13) (2:00) BET: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Striking Distance ‘93. Bruce Willis. An alienated Pittsburgh police officer and his new partner on the River Rescue Squad hunt a serial killer. (R) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 8 P.M., 12:30 A.M., Thu. 6 P.M. (CC)

• The Stupids ‘96. Tom Arnold. The head of a dimwitted suburban family stumbles onto a secret plot involving arms sales to international terrorists. (PG) (2:00) COMEDY: Wed. 2 A.M. (CC)

• The Substitute 4: Failure Is Not an Option ‘00. Treat Williams. An undercover policeman must infiltrate a military school’s faculty to cease the actions of white supremacists. (R) (2:00) USA: Wed. 1 A.M., Thu. noon (CC)

• Super Ninja Bikini Babes ‘08. Nicole Sheridan. A sexy coed learns about an alternate universe in a comic book. (NR) (1:20) MAX: Wed. 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• Superstar ‘99. Molly Shannon. An energetic schoolgirl hopes to win a talent contest where a prize as a movie extra might lead to her first kiss. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Surf’s Up ‘07. Voices of Shia LaBeouf. Animated. Followed by a documentary film crew, a teenage penguin heads to Pen Gu Island for his first professional surfing competition. (PG) (1:30) STZ: Sun. 11:45 A.M., 9 P.M., Mon. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Sweet Bird of Youth ‘62. Paul Newman. Florida gigolo Chance Wayne brings home ex-screen queen Alexandra Del Lago. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Fri. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Swing Time ‘36. Fred Astaire. Gambler/dancer Lucky falls for dance teacher Penny while engaged to Margaret. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Swordfish ‘01. John Travolta. A spy working for the CIA forces a computer hacker, who was recently released from prison, to help steal unused government funds. (R) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 8:50 A.M. (CC)

• Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby ‘06. Will Ferrell. NASCAR driver Ricky Bobby faces his greatest challenge ever when French Formula One driver Jean Girard roars onto the scene. (PG-13) (1:55) STZ: Sun. 2:50 P.M., 10:30 P.M., Mon. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• Tarzan, the Ape Man ‘32. Johnny Weissmuller. An African big-game hunter and his daughter encounter a savage who was raised by apes. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Task Force ‘49. Gary Cooper. A naval officer fights for carrier appropriations in the face of heavy Air Force opposition. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 9 A.M. (CC)

• A Teacher’s Crime ‘08. Ashley Jones. A former convict blackmails a high-school teacher after she develops a close friendship with his son. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Teen Wolf Too ‘87. Jason Bateman. Showing signs of a dormant family trait, a college freshman becomes a big werewolf on campus. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 8:40 A.M. (CC)

• Tender Mercies ‘83. Robert Duvall. A divorced country singer stops drinking and starts over with a loving widow. (PG) (1:35) TMC: Thu. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Thank You for Smoking ‘05. Aaron Eckhart. A lobbyist for big tobacco finds it difficult to balance his duties defending a dangerous substance with those of being a good role model for his young son. (R) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Theory of Flight ‘98. Helena Bonham Carter. A man building a biplane hires a gigolo to help a woman with motor neuron disease fulfill a wish. (R) (2:00) FX: Wed. 10 A.M.

• The Third Miracle ‘99. Ed Harris. The Roman Catholic Church sends a priest to investigate a woman who was reported to have worked miracles and whose followers want her declared a saint. (R) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Thirteen Days ‘00. Kevin Costner. President John F. Kennedy and members of his staff react to news of a Soviet missile buildup in Cuba. (PG-13) (3:00) TNT: Sat. 6 A.M. (CC)

• The Thirteenth Floor ‘99. Craig Bierko. A man goes into a computer-generated reality, 1937 Los Angeles, to find his boss’s murderer. (R) (1:45) MAX: Wed. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• This Filthy World ‘06. Filmmaker John Waters discusses movies, sex and other topics while performing his stand-up routine. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 11 P.M.

• Three Men and a Little Lady ‘90. Tom Selleck. The bachelors must rethink their joint role of father when Mary’s mother decides to marry a stuffy stage director. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Wed. 8:35 A.M. (CC)

• 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain ‘98. Hulk Hogan. A has-been TV star helps children fight villains who have taken over an amusement park. (PG) (1:40) SHO: Sun. 6:45 A.M., Wed. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Throw Momma From the Train ‘87. Danny DeVito. Two writers mistake tit-for-tat murders: one’s ex-wife for the other’s beastly mother. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Thu. 11:45 A.M. (CC)

• Thunder Road ‘58. Robert Mitchum. A Korean War veteran hot-rods his family’s Kentucky moonshine past a Treasury agent and a mobster to Memphis. (PG) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Ticker ‘01. Tom Sizemore. A renegade cop teams with an explosives expert in order to stop a mad bomber in Los Angeles. (R) (1:35) TMC: Mon. 3:20 P.M. (CC)

• A Time for Dancing ‘00. Larisa Oleynik. Two friends who enjoy dancing face challenges after one learns she has cancer. Based on the book by Davida Wills Hurwin. (PG-13) (1:35) TMC: Sun. 8:30 A.M., 5:30 A.M. (CC)

• To Die For ‘95. Nicole Kidman. Observers recall the relationship between a slain small-town bartender and his ambitious TV-reporter wife, who is charged with the crime. (R) (1:50) MAX: Fri. 3:15 A.M. (CC)

• To Gillian on Her 37th Birthday ‘96. Peter Gallagher. A young widower alienates his teen daughter by refusing to let his wife go. (PG-13) (1:35) MAX: Fri. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• To Love, Honor and Betray ‘99. James Brolin. A daughter believes her mother was murdered by her father and testifies against him in court. (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 8 P.M. (CC)

• To Please a Lady ‘50. Clark Gable. A driver in the Indianapolis 500 is forced to choose between the love of a woman or winning the race. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 12:45 A.M. (CC)

• To Walk With Lions ‘99. Richard Harris. A young man comes to work at a rehabilitation compound for zoo lions in East Africa where he meets George Adamson. (PG-13) (1:55) TMC: Mon. 7:05 A.M. (CC)

• To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar ‘95. Wesley Snipes. Car trouble strands three drag queens in a conservative Midwestern town. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Fri. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• Tombstone ‘93. Kurt Russell. Doc Holliday joins Wyatt Earp and his brothers for an OK Corral showdown with the Clanton gang. (R) (2:15) ENC: Fri. 6:45 P.M. (CC)

• Tommy Boy ‘95. Chris Farley. A ne’er-do-well auto-parts heir must stop his father’s widow from selling the business. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 6 P.M., 2 A.M. (CC)

• Too Late the Hero ‘70. Michael Caine. The Japanese chase a British medic and a Navy officer through a jungle. (GP) (2:30) TCM: Tue. 1:15 A.M. (CC)

• Torch Song ‘53. Joan Crawford. A hardened Broadway comedy star becomes attracted to a blind pianist. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 10:30 A.M.

• Torn Curtain ‘66. Paul Newman. A top U.S. physicist defects to East Germany seeking information about Soviet nuclear missiles. (PG) (2:15) TCM: Fri. 12:15 P.M. (CC)

• Transformers ‘07. Shia LaBeouf. Humanity’s fate rests in the hands of a youth when two races of warring robots make Earth their final battleground. (PG-13) (2:30) MAX: Sat. 10 P.M., 2:50 A.M. (CC)

• Trapeze ‘56. Burt Lancaster. A scheming acrobat disrupts the camaraderie between a veteran aerialist and the daring student he’s leading to stardom. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Trapped ‘02. Charlize Theron. A young anesthesiologist and his wife try to turn the tables on three kidnappers who have their 6-year-old daughter. (R) (2:00) TBS: Wed. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Troy ‘04. Brad Pitt. The fierce warrior Achilles leads Greek forces in the Trojan War, ignited when Paris abducts Helen of Troy. (R) (3:30) AMC: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Truman Show ‘98. Jim Carrey. An unwitting man’s life is arranged for him, captured on hidden cameras and broadcast internationally. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 5:30 P.M., 12:30 A.M. (CC)

• Turistas ‘06. Josh Duhamel. Travelers stumble onto a terrifying secret after becoming stranded in the Brazilian jungle. (R) (1:40) HBO: Wed. 12:50 A.M. (CC)

• The Tuxedo ‘02. Jackie Chan. A chauffeur embarks on a covert mission after a tuxedo from a secret agent gives him extraordinary abilities. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Twelve and Holding ‘05. Conor Donovan. After bullies cause the death of an adolescent, the lives of his identical twin and his friends become further complicated as they try to deal with their grief. (R) (1:40) TMC: Sun. 4:35 P.M. (CC)

• 28 Weeks Later ‘07. Robert Carlyle. As the U.S. Army tries to restore order, a carrier of rage virus enters London and reinfects the populace. (R) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 10:30 P.M., Fri. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Two Weeks ‘06. Sally Field. Home movies provide insight into family relationships as four adults gather at the North Carolina residence of their dying mother. (R) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 8:15 P.M.

• Unaccompanied Minors ‘06. Dyllan Christopher. After a Christmas Eve blizzard shuts down the airport, stranded youths create holiday pandemonium for an uptight airport official and his assistant. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Mon. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Uncle Buck ‘89. John Candy. Chicago parents in a pinch have a bachelor uncle baby-sit their teenage daughter and little ones. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Tue. 6:15 P.M., 5:05 A.M. (CC)

• Under the Tuscan Sun ‘03. Diane Lane. Devastated by her philandering husband, a successful woman moves to Italy, buys a villa and befriends a married man. (PG-13) (2:30) WE: Wed. 8 P.M., 10:30 P.M.

• Until They Sail ‘57. Jean Simmons. A war widow with three lonely sisters loves a Marine captain in World War II New Zealand. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 4:15 P.M. (CC)

• Unzipped ‘95. Cameras follow fashion designer Isaac Mizrahi step by step as he prepares for a fall fashion show in New York. (R) (1:15) TMC: Sun. 1:30 P.M., Wed. noon (CC)

• Urban Justice ‘07. Steven Seagal. A man seeks revenge for his murdered son. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Mon. 9 P.M.

• U.S. Marshals ‘98. Tommy Lee Jones. A chief deputy and his team pursue an escaped fugitive accused of killing two government agents. (PG-13) (3:00) AMC: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Vacancy ‘07. Luke Wilson. While stranded at a remote motel, a couple discover hidden cameras in their room and learn they are to be the stars of a snuff film. (R) (1:30) STZ: Sun. 12:20 A.M., Mon. 4:50 P.M. (CC)

• Van Helsing ‘04. Hugh Jackman. A monster hunter joins forces with a beautiful woman to battle Dracula and otherworldly creatures in Transylvania. (PG-13) (2:40) TBS: Thu. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Venom ‘05. Agnes Bruckner. Resurrected as a killer, a gas station owner terrorizes a group of teenagers in the swamps of Louisiana. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 1 P.M.

• Walk the Line ‘05. Joaquin Phoenix. Johnny Cash forms an enduring bond with June Carter and struggles with drug addiction on the way to music stardom. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Wed. 5 P.M., Thu. 10 A.M.

• Wall Street ‘87. Michael Douglas. Oliver Stone’s tale of the career of an ambitious stockbroker and his involvement with a ruthless corporate raider. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 8 P.M., Mon. 5:30 P.M.

• WarGames ‘83. Matthew Broderick. A teen taps his computer into the NORAD missile-defense system and plays a video game, “Global Thermonuclear War.” (PG) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 3:30 A.M., Mon. 3 P.M.

• Warriors of Terra ‘06. Edward Furlong. A mutant terrorizes a group of animal-rights activists who broke into a research facility. (NR) (1:40) TMC: Fri. 3:15 P.M. (CC)

• Waterworld ‘95. Kevin Costner. A web-footed loner navigates a landless Earth, while a ruthless gangster chases him, a woman and their young companion. (PG-13) (2:20) ENC: Wed. 2:15 P.M., 9:40 P.M., Sat. 12:50 A.M. (CC)

• We Were Soldiers ‘02. Mel Gibson. A lieutenant colonel and approximately 400 U.S. troops battle 2,000 North Vietnamese in 1965. (R) (2:30) TNT: Sat. 5:30 P.M., 2 A.M. (CC)

• The Weather Man ‘05. Nicolas Cage. A Chicago weather forecaster tries to mend relations with his father, his ex-wife and his two children. (R) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 11 P.M.

• The Westerner ‘40. Gary Cooper. Hanging Judge Roy Bean spares a drifter who claims to know Lillie Langtry. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Whale Rider ‘02. Keisha Castle-Hughes. A Maori girl defies her grandfather and 1,000 years of tradition to prove she can lead their tribe. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Tue. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• What Lies Beneath ‘00. Harrison Ford. Supernatural events plague a college professor and his wife as they investigate a murder she believes occurred next door. (PG-13) (2:15) MAX: Thu. 7:45 P.M. (CC)

• What Planet Are You From? ‘00. Garry Shandling. An alien is sent to Earth to impregnate a woman, but he finds dating much harder than he imagined. (R) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• What Price Glory? ‘52. James Cagney. Capt. Flagg rivals Sgt. Quirt for an innkeeper’s daughter in World War I France. (NR) (2:30) AMC: Fri. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• When Andrew Came Home ‘00. Park Overall. A mother risks losing her new family when her son, who was kidnapped five years earlier, returns severely traumatized. (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 1 P.M.

• When Stand Up Stood Out ‘03. Stand-up comics include Steven Wright, Denis Leary, Janeane Garofalo, Colin Quinn, Bobcat Goldthwait, Lenny Clarke. (R) (1:20) TMC: Fri. 10:40 A.M., 4:55 P.M. (CC)

• Where the Heart Is ‘00. Natalie Portman. The boyfriend of a pregnant teenager leaves her broke and abandoned in Oklahoma, where she begins living secretly at Wal-Mart. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 6 P.M. (CC)

• The Whole Nine Yards ‘00. Bruce Willis. A hit man in the Witness Protection Program and his next-door neighbor team up to find out who is trying to kill them. (R) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Wild at Heart ‘90. Nicolas Cage. Elvis fan Sailor and his hotblooded girlfriend Lula evade a killer hired by her mother on their way to California. (R) (2:10) ENC: Sun. 2:20 A.M. (CC)

• Wild Bill ‘95. Jeff Bridges. The legendary gunfighter resumes romance with Calamity Jane, faces an upstart and copes with his past in late-1800s Dakota Territory. (R) (2:00) AMC: Sat. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• Wild Cargo ‘34. Frank Buck. Frank Buck shoots a python, catches a cobra, enters a tiger pit, watches a python squeeze a leopard. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 3:45 A.M.

• William Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream ‘99. Kevin Kline. Bicyclists and an actor’s troupe enter a 19th-century Tuscan woods and fall under the spell of sprites. (PG-13) (2:05) MAX: Wed. 4:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Wind and the Lion ‘75. Sean Connery. An Arab chieftain abducts a U.S. widow and her children; President Theodore Roosevelt sends the Marines. (PG) (2:15) TCM: Mon. 4:15 P.M. (CC)

• Wing and a Prayer ‘44. Don Ameche. Aircraft-carrier pilots fool the Japanese before the Battle of Midway. (NR) (2:15) AMC: Wed. 8:15 A.M. (CC)

• Wings for the Eagle ‘42. Ann Sheridan. Wartime defense workers do their part on the home front by constructing military aircraft. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 4:30 A.M.

• Wise Blood ‘79. Brad Dourif. Flannery O’Connor’s Hazel Motes becomes the Deep South evangelist of a church without Christ. (PG) (1:50) TMC: Sun. 6:40 A.M., 2:45 P.M. (CC)

• Witness ‘85. Harrison Ford. A hunted Philadelphia detective moves in with an Amish widow and her murder-witness son. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sat. 10:30 P.M.

• The Woods ‘05. Patricia Clarkson. A tormented teen has terrifying visions, while her classmates at a remote boarding-school for girls go missing. (R) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 2 P.M. (CC)

• The World, the Flesh and the Devil ‘59. Harry Belafonte. Only three people are known to be alive after a deadly dose of isotope poisoning sweeps across the globe. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 9:45 P.M.

• The World’s Fastest Indian ‘05. Anthony Hopkins. New Zealander Burt Munro takes his classic motorcycle to Utah in an attempt to set a new speed record. (PG-13) (2:15) SHO: Tue. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• Written on the Wind ‘56. Rock Hudson. A Texas oilman’s sister makes him doubt his wife and best friend. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 12:45 P.M. (CC)

• The Young Lions ‘58. Marlon Brando. Two U.S. soldiers and a Nazi meet amid World War II inhumanity. (NR) (2:50) MAX: Fri. 6:10 A.M.

• The Young Rajah ‘22. Rudolph Valentino. Silent. A man learns about his royal heritage and leaves America to lead his people in India. (NR) (1:00) TCM: Tue. 3:45 P.M.

• The Zodiac ‘05. Justin Chambers. Detectives try to capture the elusive serial killer who began terrorizing the San Francisco Bay Area in the late 1960s. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 12:15 P.M., Wed. 3:45 P.M. (CC)

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• Hangin’ With the Homeboys ‘91. Doug E. Doug. Four bored South Bronx teens spend an eye-opening Friday evening cruising the streets and clubs of Manhattan. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Mon. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Hannibal ‘01. Anthony Hopkins. FBI agent Clarice Starling tries to locate cannibalistic Dr. Lecter before a disfigured victim exacts his revenge. (R) (3:00) USA: Wed. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Happy Feet ‘06. Voices of Elijah Wood. Animated. Born without the ability to sing, a young emperor penguin expresses himself and hopes to attract a mate through his amazing dancing talent. (PG) (1:50) MAX: Sat. 7:10 A.M.

• Harry and the Hendersons ‘87. John Lithgow. The Hendersons run over Bigfoot with their station wagon and bring him home to Seattle. (PG) (1:55) ENC: Tue. 7:15 A.M. (CC)

• He Got Game ‘98. Denzel Washington. A convict’s freedom depends upon convincing his estranged son, a basketball star, to attend the governor’s alma mater. (R) (2:20) ENC: Thu. 1 A.M. (CC)

• He Ran All the Way ‘51. John Garfield. A payroll robber meets a woman at a public pool and uses her family’s home as a hide-out. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sun. 7:30 A.M.

• Head Above Water ‘96. Harvey Keitel. A judge’s young wife fears foul play and her husband after an old beau dies in bed with her. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Sat. 5:15 A.M. (CC)

• Heaven Knows, Mr. Allison ‘57. Deborah Kerr. A Marine and a nun are stranded on a Japanese-held island during World War II. (NR) (2:15) AMC: Wed. 6 A.M. (CC)

• The Hebrew Hammer ‘03. Adam Goldberg. A two-fisted Jewish hero rises up to save Hanukkah from destruction at the hands of Santa Claus’ evil son. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Tue. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Here Come the Munsters ‘95. Edward Herrmann. Herman, Lily, Grandpa and clan relocate to Los Angeles after torch-wielding neighbors drive them from their Transylvania abode. (NR) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 5:30 A.M. (CC)

• Hiding Out ‘87. Jon Cryer. A Wall Street yuppie hunted by mobsters hides out as a student in his nerdy cousin’s high school. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Sat. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• High Anxiety ‘77. Mel Brooks. In a spoof of Hitchcock movies, a psychiatrist with vertigo takes over the Institute for the Very Very Nervous. (PG) (1:35) MAX: Wed. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• High Noon ‘52. Gary Cooper. On the verge of retirement, a marshal stands alone to face a vengeful gunman and his gang. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• High School High ‘96. Jon Lovitz. A perky administrator helps a naive inner-city teacher when a gang steals his class’s college-entrance exams. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 4 A.M. (CC)

• Higher and Higher ‘43. Michele Morgan. A maid and a butler join their broke boss’ scheme to pose the maid as his daughter in a money marriage. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 9 P.M. (CC)

• The Hitcher ‘07. Sean Bean. Two traveling students pick up a hitchhiker, unaware that he is a serial killer who intends to pin his crimes on them. (R) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Hocus Pocus ‘93. Bette Midler. Halloween trick-or-treaters come face to face with three witch sisters from the past in Salem, Mass. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 4 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• The Holiday ‘06. Cameron Diaz. Two women, one from America and one from England, swap homes at Christmastime after bad breakups with their boyfriends. (PG-13) (2:25) ENC: Fri. 1:20 A.M., Sat. 3 P.M., STZ: Thu. 1:20 A.M., Fri. 10:10 A.M., 6:40 P.M. (CC)

• Hollow Man 2 ‘06. Christian Slater. A Seattle detective pursues a vengeful mercenary who uses invisibility to kill. (R) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 8:25 P.M.

• Home Alone ‘90. Macaulay Culkin. Accidentally left by his Paris-bound family, an 8-year-old makes mincemeat of two burglars in the house. (PG) (2:00) FX: Fri. 6 P.M., 8 P.M.

• Honey ‘03. Jessica Alba. A dancer/choreographer organizes a benefit to raise money for a new studio for inner-city youth. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Sun. 2 P.M., midnight (CC)

• Hotel Erotica Cabo 10: Primal Urge ‘04. A compilation features romantic encounters at a resort. (1:25) MAX: Thu. 11:50 P.M. (CC)

• House of 9 ‘05. Dennis Hopper. Trapped in a deserted house, nine people must play a deadly game of survival. (R) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 3 A.M. (CC)

• How to Eat Fried Worms ‘06. Thomas Cavanagh. Bravado lands an 11-year-old boy in a predicament at a new school when he accepts the challenge of a bully to eat 10 worms in a single day. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Wed. 7 A.M. (CC)

• Hudson Hawk ‘91. Bruce Willis. An ex-con cat burglar becomes mixed up with a CIA operative, a Vatican agent and a wealthy couple in a plot to steal da Vinci artifacts. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Hush ‘05. Tori Spelling. A married man must deal with an obsessive former girlfriend after he moves back to his hometown. (2:00) FX: Sun. 10:30 A.M.

• I Accuse ‘03. John Hannah. A woman faces resentment from townspeople after claiming a doctor drugged and raped her. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Tue. noon (CC)

• I Know What I Saw ‘07. Beverley Mitchell. A young woman has horrific visions of people’s deaths, which may link to a series of unsolved murders. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 10 A.M. (CC)

• I Know Where I’m Going ‘45. Wendy Hiller. A young woman falls in love with a naval officer en route to the home of the elderly industrialist she’s to marry. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 12:30 A.M.

• I’ll Do Anything ‘94. Nick Nolte. An actor tries to find work, date two women and please his bratty 6-year-old daughter. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Fri. 11:15 A.M., 4:25 A.M.

• The Illusionist ‘06. Edward Norton. Master magician Eisenheim vies with the heir to the Austro-Hungarian Empire to win back the woman he once loved, who is about to become the prince’s fiancee. (PG-13) (1:55) STZ: Tue. 7:05 P.M., 4:15 A.M. (CC)

• I’m Reed Fish ‘07. Jay Baruchel. As he is about to be married to the sweetheart of his small town, Reed Fish’s life turns upside down with an old flame’s return. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 11:30 A.M., Fri. 6:15 A.M.

• In Hell ‘03. Jean-Claude Van Damme. A man kills his wife’s murderer and is sent to a prison where the warden sets up brutal battles between inmates. (R) (2:00) USA: Fri. midnight (CC)

• In the Land of Women ‘07. Adam Brody. After a bad breakup leaves him heartbroken, a young man moves in with his ailing grandmother and gets involved with the family across the street. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Wed. 8:15 P.M. (CC)

• An Inconvenient Truth ‘06. Former presidential candidate Al Gore campaigns to raise awareness of the dangers of global warming and calls for immediate action to curb the problem. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• Incubus ‘06. Tara Reid. A deranged killer stalks stranded motorists in an abandoned factory. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Fri. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Indecent Proposal ‘93. Robert Redford. A Las Vegas mystery man offers a desperate couple $1 million for a night with the wife. (R) (2:30) WGN: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 7:30 P.M. (CC)

• Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade ‘89. Harrison Ford. Archaeologist Jones rescues his kidnapped father, and the two race the Nazis to find the Holy Grail. (PG-13) (2:50) USA: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom ‘84. Harrison Ford. In 1935 archaeologist Jones, a lounge singer and a Chinese orphan search for mystical stones stolen from an Indian tribe. (PG) (2:36) USA: Sat. 5:50 P.M. (CC)

• Infamous ‘06. Toby Jones. Truman Capote develops an intense relationship with convicted killer Perry Smith while researching what would become one of his greatest works, “In Cold Blood.” (R) (2:00) MAX: Thu. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Inside Man ‘06. Denzel Washington. An enigmatic woman threatens to push past the breaking point a volatile game between a bank robber and a detective. (R) (2:15) MAX: Mon. 7:45 P.M. (CC)

• Into the Blue ‘05. Paul Walker. Four divers cross paths with drug smugglers whose cargo plane has crashed near the site of underwater treasure. (PG-13) (2:25) TBS: Fri. 9 P.M., Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Irish Jam ‘06. Eddie Griffin. An American con artist wins a poetry contest staged by residents of a financially strapped Irish town. (PG-13) (1:40) SHO: Mon. 7:05 A.M. (CC)

• Iron Jawed Angels ‘04. Hilary Swank. Activists Alice Paul and Lucy Burns take the women’s suffrage movement by storm. (2:15) HBO: Wed. 5:45 P.M. (CC)

• Island in the Sky ‘53. John Wayne. Rescuers scour uncharted Arctic expanses for a missing plane, while its downed crew struggles to survive. (NR) (2:30) AMC: Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Jackass: Number Two ‘06. Johnny Knoxville. Daredevils go for the gross-out when they subject an unsuspecting public to more outrageous stunts and practical jokes. (R) (1:35) SHO: Wed. 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• Jarhead ‘05. Jake Gyllenhaal. A Marine and his comrades form brotherly bonds while patrolling the Iraqi desert during the Gulf War. (R) (2:05) HBO: Wed. 10:45 P.M. (CC)

• Jeepers Creepers ‘01. Gina Phillips. A cloaked figure terrorizes two siblings after they discover mutilated bodies in a country drainpipe. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 7 P.M.

• Jet Pilot ‘57. John Wayne. An Air Force colonel marries a defected Soviet MiG pilot who turns out to be a spy. Made in 1950. (G) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Jewel of the Nile ‘85. Michael Douglas. Mercenary Jack rescues writer Joan in the Middle East, six months after “Romancing the Stone.” (PG) (2:15) AMC: Tue. 12:45 P.M. (CC)

• John Q ‘02. Denzel Washington. A desperate man takes hostages at a hospital in order to force doctors to save his dying son. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Wed. 10 A.M., 1 A.M. (CC)

• Johnny Belinda ‘48. Jane Wyman. Scandal erupts when a woman who cannot hear or speak is accused of gunning down the bully who supposedly raped her. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sat. 1:15 A.M. (CC)

• Johns ‘96. Lukas Haas. A Los Angeles street hustler enlists the aid of a smitten comrade to help him replenish his stolen cash. (R) (2:10) TMC: Thu. 3:20 A.M. (CC)

• Judge Dredd ‘95. Sylvester Stallone. An archcriminal escapes in 22nd-century New York and seeks revenge on the lawman who sent him to prison. (R) (1:40) TMC: Mon. 1:40 P.M. (CC)

• Jumanji ‘95. Robin Williams. A magic board-game brings forth African perils and a guy who disappeared in 1969 while playing it. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Fri. 3:10 P.M. (CC)

• Just Married ‘03. Ashton Kutcher. Two newlyweds deal with meddling friends, disapproving families and bad luck while honeymooning in Europe. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Thu. 8 P.M., 10 P.M.

• Just My Luck ‘06. Lindsay Lohan. A young woman, who has always led a charmed life, suffers a reversal of fortune after kissing a stranger at a costume party. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 2 P.M., Thu. 9 A.M., 4:45 P.M. (CC)

• Kangaroo Jack: G’Day U.S.A.! ‘04. Animated. A kangaroo’s pals wind up in Las Vegas during a mission to save him from poachers. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Thu. 10:30 A.M.

• The Karate Kid ‘84. Ralph Macchio. A New Jersey teen moves to California, meets bullies and learns karate from a handyman, Mr. Miyagi. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Sun. noon, 10:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Karate Kid, Part Two ‘86. Ralph Macchio. Mr. Miyagi returns to Okinawa with his karate student and meets an old foe’s challenge to a duel. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 2:30 P.M., 1 A.M.

• Keeping Mum ‘06. Rowan Atkinson. The problems of an oblivious vicar and his bored wife seem to disappear when a new housekeeper arrives on the scene. (R) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 1:30 A.M., Thu. 9:20 A.M., 6:05 P.M. (CC)

• Keeping the Faith ‘00. Ben Stiller. A rabbi and a priest, lifelong friends, each fall for a childhood friend when she comes back to town. (PG-13) (2:10) ENC: Thu. 12:10 P.M. (CC)

• Keeping Up With the Steins ‘06. Jeremy Piven. With his parents caught up in preparations for his lavish bar mitzvah, a boy tries to heal the rift between his father and grandfather. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Mon. 7:20 P.M., Tue. 8:15 A.M., Sat. 12:10 P.M. (CC)

• Kicking & Screaming ‘05. Will Ferrell. A vitamin salesman and his overly competitive father go head-to-head as coaches of children’s rival soccer teams. (PG) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 4 P.M., midnight (CC)

• Kindergarten Cop ‘90. Arnold Schwarzenegger. An undercover officer teaches a rowdy class of peewees, to identify one whose mother must be found. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Tue. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• King Kong ‘76. Jeff Bridges. An oil explorer, a zoologist and a shipwrecked blonde capture a huge ape leading to a battle atop the World Trade Center. (PG) (3:00) AMC: Thu. 10:30 P.M., Fri. 5 P.M.

• King of the Pecos ‘36. John Wayne. A lawyer whose parents were murdered by a ruthless cattle baron prepares himself for a confrontation with the killer. (NR) (1:15) AMC: Sat. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• King Ralph ‘91. John Goodman. A regular guy from America becomes king of England after a royal wipeout puts him next in line. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Kingpin ‘96. Woody Harrelson. A one-handed salesman, an Amish farm boy and a pretty con artist pull bowling scams to get to a $1 million tournament in Reno. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Kings Go Forth ‘58. Frank Sinatra. An Army lieutenant and sergeant become rivals for the daughter of a mixed marriage in 1944 France. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 10:15 P.M.

• A Knight’s Tale ‘01. Heath Ledger. An English commoner dons the armor of a dead jouster and, with the help of friends, competes against nobles in 14th-century France. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Thu. 8 P.M., 10:30 P.M. (CC)

• L.A. Confidential ‘97. Kevin Spacey. Policemen become immersed in corruption, scandal, politics and prostitution in 1950s Hollywood. (R) (2:20) ENC: Sat. 10:30 P.M. (CC)

• Lackawanna Blues ‘05. S. Epatha Merkerson. The proprietor of a rooming house takes care of a boy and helps downtrodden blacks in upstate New York. (2:00) BET: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Lady L ‘65. Sophia Loren. An 80-year-old Frenchwoman recalls her adventures with a French anarchist and a British lord. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 6 P.M. (CC)

• The Lake House ‘06. Keanu Reeves. A lonely doctor and a frustrated architect begin exchanging letters, then discover that they are living two years apart. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 5:30 P.M., Wed. 8:30 A.M., 4 P.M., Sat. 2:45 P.M. (CC)

• Lake Placid ‘99. Bill Pullman. A New York paleontologist goes to the backwoods of Maine and teams up with the local game warden to stop a 35-foot killer crocodile. (R) (1:30) MAX: Wed. 2 P.M., 12:50 A.M. (CC)

• The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure ‘94. Voices of Jeff Bennett. Animated. Young brontosaurus Littlefoot and his pals get into big trouble chasing egg thieves. (G) (1:30) TOON: Mon. 10:30 A.M.

• The Landlord ‘70. Beau Bridges. A wealthy young man causes a stir within his family when he decides to purchase a tenement house in the ghetto. (PG) (2:00) SHO: Thu. 7:45 A.M.

• Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life ‘03. Angelina Jolie. A globe-trotter must find Pandora’s box before a maniacal scientist can harness its power for world domination. (PG-13) (2:40) TBS: Sun. 10:50 A.M. (CC)

• Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector ‘06. Larry the Cable Guy. An uncouth health inspector and his new partner probe an outbreak of food poisonings in the city’s ritziest restaurants. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 4:30 P.M., 2 A.M., Fri. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Last Boy Scout ‘91. Bruce Willis. An ex-Secret Service agent plays private eye with an ex-quarterback on a case of sports gambling and murder. (R) (2:00) A&E: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Last Chance Cafe ‘06. Kate Vernon. A woman falls in love with a ranch owner after fleeing from her ex-husband and a ring of corrupt lawmen. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. noon (CC)

• Last Exit ‘06. Kathleen Robertson. Road rage leads two Canadian mothers on an extended car chase. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)

• The Last Kiss ‘06. Zach Braff. Four friends cope with the consequences of their choices in life as they approach the age of 30. (R) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 2:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Last Sect ‘06. David Carradine. A vampire hunter tracks female bloodsuckers who use an Internet dating site to lure men and women. (NR) (1:35) TMC: Wed. 4:45 P.M. (CC)

• The Last Temptation of Christ ‘88. Willem Dafoe. A controversial account of the life of Jesus of Nazareth, focusing on internal doubt and conflict he may have felt. (R) (2:50) ENC: Wed. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Law and Order ‘53. Ronald Reagan. The marshal of Tombstone, Ariz., retires with his girlfriend until another town needs his gun. (NR) (1:45) AMC: Sat. 9:45 A.M. (CC)

• Legends of the Fall ‘94. Brad Pitt. A retired cavalry officer and his sons live on a pre-World War I Montana cattle ranch. (R) (2:15) ENC: Sun. 12:05 P.M. (CC)

• License to Wed ‘07. Robin Williams. A newly engaged couple find out if they are truly compatible when a clergyman puts them through a rigorous marriage-prep class. (PG-13) (1:35) MAX: Sun. 8 A.M., 8:30 P.M., Mon. 8:30 A.M., 10 P.M., Wed. 3:30 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• Lies & Alibis ‘06. Steve Coogan. Unsavory characters target a reformed grifter who provides cheating spouses with the perfect cover. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Mon. 4:30 P.M., Tue. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Life ‘99. Eddie Murphy. Wrongly convicted of murder, two men become close friends during decades in a Mississippi penitentiary. (R) (1:55) ENC: Sun. 2:20 P.M., 12:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp ‘43. Roger Livesey. A Boer War subaltern becomes a World War II colonel, with three lovers along the way. (NR) (3:00) TCM: Mon. 9:30 P.M.

• Life Is Ruff ‘05. Kyle Massey. A teenage slacker adopts a stray as part of a plan to win a large cash prize at an upcoming dog show. (1:35) DIS: Sun. noon (CC)

• Life Support ‘07. Queen Latifah. An HIV-positive woman overcomes drug addiction and works for an AIDS outreach group. (1:30) HBO: Sun. 4 P.M., Thu. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Lightning Jack ‘94. Paul Hogan. The outlaw bungles a bank robbery and takes a mute hostage who wants to tag along. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 9:45 A.M. (CC)

• Limbo ‘99. Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. A traumatized fisherman falls in love with a lounge singer, but things change when his half-brother comes to town. (R) (2:10) MAX: Thu. 9:50 A.M. (CC)

• Little Einsteins: Our Big Huge Adventure ‘05. Live action/animated. Children find adventure when they travel to Niagara Falls, explore a spooky cave and visit a butterfly forest in Mexico. (G) (1:05) DIS: Mon. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Little Hut ‘57. Ava Gardner. An upper-class English couple and their bachelor friend are shipwrecked on a desert isle. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 6:30 P.M.

• Little Women ‘94. Winona Ryder. Louisa May Alcott’s classic story of the lives, loves and triumphs of four sisters in Civil War-era New England. (PG) (2:00) STZ: Thu. 5:10 P.M. (CC)

• Live Flesh ‘97. Javier Bardem. A single gunshot shapes the fate of several Spaniards over the course of years in 1970s Madrid. (R) (1:55) TMC: Fri. 1:35 A.M.

• Live Wire ‘92. Pierce Brosnan. An FBI bomb expert must save Washington from a terrorist who knows how to make something ordinary explode. (R) (1:30) HBO: Mon. 5 A.M. (CC)

• Lonesome Jim ‘05. Casey Affleck. A 27-year-old man moves back in with his parents. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sat. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Long Kiss Goodnight ‘96. Geena Davis. Former cohorts come after a small-town New England mom who gradually remembers her past as a government assassin. (R) (2:30) AMC: Wed. 10 P.M., 2:30 A.M., Thu. 3:30 P.M.

• The Long Voyage Home ‘40. John Wayne. Merchant seamen on a tramp freighter drink, dodge U-boats and rescue a shanghaied Swede in the early days of World War II. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 2:15 P.M.

• Looking for Kitty ‘04. Edward Burns. A world-weary detective and a high-school coach form a bond as they comb New York City for the coach’s runaway wife. (R) (1:20) TMC: Sun. 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Lookout ‘07. Joseph Gordon-Levitt. A brain-damaged former athlete finds himself pulled into a heist at the bank where he works as a janitor. (R) (1:40) ENC: Sat. 8:35 A.M. (CC)

• Lorenzo’s Oil ‘92. Nick Nolte. Intellectual parents seek and find a way to save their son from a rare nerve disease called ALD. (PG-13) (2:25) STZ: Wed. 8:05 A.M. (CC)

• The Lost City ‘05. Andy Garcia. Castro’s Communist Revolution sweeps through Cuba, catching an apolitical Havana club owner in the middle and dividing his family. (R) (2:30) SHO: Sat. 3:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Lost World ‘60. Michael Rennie. A professor leads an expedition to a South American plateau in this adaptation of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s novel. (NR) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 7:15 A.M.

• Love Comes to the Executioner ‘04. Jonathan Tucker. While his brother sits on death row, a prison worker falls for the man’s incarcerated ex-girlfriend. (R) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Love Crazy ‘41. William Powell. After a former girlfriend causes marital trouble on his wedding anniversary, a man feigns insanity to avoid divorce. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Love Don’t Cost a Thing ‘03. Nick Cannon. To improve his reputation, an unpopular teenager hires a cheerleader to pose as his girlfriend. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Love Me Tender ‘56. Elvis Presley. A singing Texan marries the girlfriend of his brother who was supposedly killed in the Civil War. (NR) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Lucky Number Slevin ‘06. Josh Hartnett. A conflict between black and Jewish gangsters in New York City and a case of mistaken identity land a man in the middle of a revenge plot of a crime boss. (R) (2:00) TMC: Fri. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Lucky Numbers ‘00. John Travolta. A TV-weatherman in financial trouble teams with his girlfriend to rig the state lottery. (R) (2:15) TBS: Fri. 5:55 A.M. (CC)

• Mad About Mambo ‘00. William Ash. A soccer player takes mambo lessons and falls for his partner, but she already has a boyfriend. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 12:15 P.M. (CC)

• Madea’s Family Reunion ‘06. Tyler Perry. A Southern matriarch deals with a host of personal and family issues while planning her clan’s upcoming reunion. (PG-13) (1:55) TMC: Fri. 8:45 A.M., 8 P.M., 5 A.M. (CC)

• Mafia! ‘98. Jay Mohr. A godfather’s son weds, gets involved with a casino chorus-girl and rises to the top of the criminal hierarchy. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Tue. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Malibu’s Most Wanted ‘03. Jamie Kennedy. A rapper’s hip-hop lifestyle jeopardizes his father’s campaign to become governor of California. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Man on Fire ‘04. Denzel Washington. Hired as a bodyguard for a young girl, a retired CIA agent takes revenge on her kidnappers in Mexico City. (R) (3:30) FX: Sat. 9 P.M.

• The Man Who Cried ‘00. Christina Ricci. Adopted by a British couple and stripped of her ethnicity, a Russian Jew investigates her roots in pre-war Paris. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 3:45 P.M. (CC)

• The Man Without a Face ‘93. Mel Gibson. A disfigured recluse tutors a confused teen for a military-school entrance exam in 1960s Maine. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Wed. noon (CC)

• The Manchurian Candidate ‘04. Denzel Washington. A troubled Gulf War veteran becomes suspicious after a powerful senator’s son becomes a candidate for vice president. (R) (2:30) FX: Sat. 6:30 P.M.

• Marihuana ‘36. Harley Wood. A woman discovers the evils associated with marijuana, including possible pregnancy, in this early pseudo-documentary. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Fri. 3:15 A.M.

• The Mask of Zorro ‘98. Antonio Banderas. The fabled avenger trains an uncouth protege to drive a Spanish tyrant out of California once and for all. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Sun. 5 P.M.

• The Matchmaker ‘58. Shirley Booth. A professional matchmaker brings a Yonkers merchant to his supposed bride in 1880s New York. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Material Girls ‘06. Hilary Duff. Two sibling cosmetics heiresses must grow up quickly when a company scandal leaves them penniless. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 8:45 A.M., 4:45 P.M. (CC)

• Matilda ‘96. Mara Wilson. A little girl develops extraordinary mental abilities, despite neglectful parents and a brutal headmistress. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 2 P.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

• Max Dugan Returns ‘83. Marsha Mason. A widow’s wayward father suddenly shows up and buys expensive gifts for her and her teenage son. (PG) (1:40) MAX: Thu. 6:20 A.M. (CC)

• Me, Mom, Dad and Her ‘08. Melora Hardin. Upset about her parents’ divorce, a teen develops a hostile relationship with her pregnant stepmother. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 9 P.M.

• Meet John Doe ‘41. Gary Cooper. A reporter pays a bum to pose as her popular but made-up spokesman, John Doe. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Wed. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• Meet the Robinsons ‘07. Voices of Angela Bassett. Animated. A mysterious time-traveler named Wilbur Robinson takes a boy genius on a trip to the future to spend a day with Wilbur’s eccentric family. (G) (1:40) STZ: Sun. 10:05 A.M., 4:45 P.M., Mon. 4:50 A.M., Tue. 1:30 P.M., 9 P.M., Fri. 9 P.M., Sat. 7 A.M., 5:40 P.M. (CC)

• Menace II Society ‘93. Tyrin Turner. Crime, street sense and the status quo roil the mind of a teenager in the Watts section of Los Angeles. (R) (2:00) BET: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)

• The Mesmerist ‘02. Neil Patrick Harris. A doctor hypnotizes a terminally ill millionaire who continues to make life miserable for his daughter’s boyfriend. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 10:35 A.M. (CC)

• The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc ‘99. Milla Jovovich. A girl has visions from God and, at 17, leads an army of Frenchmen, but later she is burned at the stake for heresy. (R) (2:30) HBO: Tue. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Milk Money ‘94. Melanie Griffith. A suburban widower winds up with a kindhearted hooker in his home after his young son’s excursion in the city. (PG-13) (1:55) MAX: Sun. 2:35 A.M., TMC: Tue. 6:20 A.M. (CC)

• Miss Potter ‘06. Ren??e Zellweger. Beatrix Potter overcomes many obstacles in her quest to become a writer, including a domineering mother and the chauvinism prevalent in Victorian England. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 7:15 P.M., 5:30 A.M., Fri. 7:15 P.M.

• The Missing ‘03. Tommy Lee Jones. In 1885 a woman must join forces with her estranged father to rescue her kidnapped daughter. (R) (3:00) FX: Sat. 11 A.M.

• Mission: Impossible 2 ‘00. Tom Cruise. IMF agent Ethan Hunt and his team try to stop a former agent from unleashing a deadly, engineered virus. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Sun. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Mr. Jealousy ‘97. Eric Stoltz. A jealous man tries to learn more about his new girlfriend’s former lover by joining his therapy group. (R) (1:45) SHO: Tue. noon, Sat. 11:45 A.M. (CC)

• Mr. Wrong ‘96. Ellen DeGeneres. Recreational shoplifting and self-abuse convince a talk-show host that her dreamboat fiance is a nightmare. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Thu. 6:40 A.M. (CC)

• Modern Times ‘36. Charlie Chaplin. In Chaplin’s classic comedy of the Machine Age, a bolt tightener fails at everything but falling in love. (G) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 6 A.M.

• Modigliani ‘04. Andy Garcia. Penniless artist Amedeo Modigliani maintains a bitter rivalry with Pablo Picasso and captures the heart of a higher-born Catholic woman. (R) (2:15) TMC: Wed. 9:45 A.M. (CC)

• Mom at Sixteen ‘05. Mercedes Ruehl. After moving to a new city, a teen’s mother forces her to hide the fact that she has a baby at home. (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)

• The Money Pit ‘86. Tom Hanks. A New York lawyer and his violinist girlfriend buy a mansion cheap, then find it needs extensive work. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 11:20 A.M. (CC)

• Monkeybone ‘01. Brendan Fraser. Live action/animated. A comatose cartoonist lands in limbo while his simian alter ego takes over his body and escapes to the real world. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Wed. 4:30 P.M., Thu. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Monster! ‘99. M. Emmet Walsh. A small town that was once the setting for a 1950s movie has its very own monster. (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 3 A.M.

• Monster’s Ball ‘01. Billy Bob Thornton. A racist prison-guard has an intense affair with a black woman after her husband dies on death row. (R) (2:30) A&E: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Moran of the Lady Letty ‘22. Dorothy Dalton. Silent. A shanghaied aristocrat tries to save a young woman from a burly captain. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Tue. 2:30 P.M.

• Most Wanted ‘97. Keenen Ivory Wayans. Convicted of murder, a condemned Marine is rescued and recruited by the commander of a secret squad. (R) (2:00) FX: Sat. 2 P.M.

• A Mother’s Testimony ‘01. Kate Jackson. A mother questions her own motives when she defends her son who is a suspect in a murder case. (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Mr. & Mrs. Smith ‘05. Brad Pitt. A husband and wife are unaware that each is an international assassin who has just been assigned to kill the other. (NR) (3:00) FX: Sun. 8 P.M., Mon. 5 P.M.

• Mrs. Doubtfire ‘93. Robin Williams. Estranged from his wife, an out-of-work actor masquerades as a nanny to be with his children. (PG-13) (2:05) MAX: Mon. 2 P.M., Fri. 12:05 P.M. (CC)

• Music and Lyrics ‘07. Hugh Grant. A washed-up ’80s superstar must make beautiful music with a lyrically gifted plant caretaker when a pop diva asks him to write a song for her. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. noon, 9:45 P.M., Sat. 6 P.M. (CC)

• My Cousin Vinny ‘92. Joe Pesci. A wise-guy Brooklyn lawyer and his motormouth girlfriend go to Alabama to defend his innocent cousin for murder. (R) (2:05) HBO: Sun. 1:45 A.M. (CC)

• My Super Ex-Girlfriend ‘06. Uma Thurman. A young man discovers that the manipulative woman he is dating is a superheroine, and after he breaks up with her, she uses her powers to turn his life into a nightmare. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 6:15 P.M., Fri. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Nacho Libre ‘06. Jack Black. To raise money for an orphanage, a Mexican cook named Ignacio moonlights as a professional wrestler. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear ‘91. Leslie Nielsen. Frank and Ed of “Police Squad” blunder through another case, an energy-related plot in Washington, D.C. (PG-13) (2:00) SPIKE: Fri. 2 A.M.

• The Naked Prey ‘66. Cornel Wilde. A 19th-century safari guide runs for his life as 10 African warriors try to hunt him down. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 9:45 P.M.

• Naked Sins ‘06. Beautiful women reveal hidden desires. (NR) (1:25) MAX: Fri. 12:15 A.M. (CC)

• Nanking ‘07. Following the Japanese invasion of China, a group of unarmed Westerners establishes a safety zone and provides aid and shelter to thousands of Chinese refugees. (R) (1:30) MAX: Wed. 7 A.M. (CC)

• National Lampoon’s Van Wilder ‘02. Ryan Reynolds. An underachieving collegian needs money to stay in school after his father cuts off his funds. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)

• National Lampoon’s Vegas Vacation ‘97. Chevy Chase. Clark and Ellen Griswold’s disastrous family outing includes a visit with boorish Cousin Eddie. (PG) (1:35) ENC: Mon. 10:10 P.M. (CC)

• National Treasure ‘04. Nicolas Cage. An adventurer must steal the Declaration of Independence and use its hidden map to find a legendary fortune. (PG) (3:00) USA: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. noon (CC)

• Natural Born Killers ‘94. Woody Harrelson. Two young lovers embark on a blood-drenched killing spree that quickly propels them to celebrity status. (R) (2:00) MAX: Wed. 2:15 A.M. (CC)

• Nearing Grace ‘05. Gregory Smith. A teenager in 1978 New Jersey falls for a seductive classmate, unaware that a gal pal is in love with him. (R) (1:50) TMC: Mon. 4:55 P.M. (CC)

• Neighbors ‘81. John Belushi. Obnoxious swingers Vic and Ramona move in next door to suburban squares Earl and Enid. (R) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 1:15 P.M.

• Neil Simon’s The Odd Couple II ‘98. Jack Lemmon. A slob and a neat freak, former roommates, meet again years later for their children’s wedding. (PG-13) (1:40) TMC: Fri. 7:05 A.M. (CC)

• Never So Few ‘59. Frank Sinatra. A U.S. captain loves an arms merchant’s mistress and leads troops from Burma into China. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Wed. 12:15 A.M. (CC)

• Never Talk to Strangers ‘95. Rebecca De Mornay. A quiet criminal psychiatrist becomes involved with a mysterious man she met in a supermarket. (R) (1:30) ENC: Mon. 11:45 P.M. (CC)

• The New Guy ‘02. D. J. Qualls. A prison inmate gives a teenage nerd advice on how to become the coolest guy at his new school. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Fri. 10 P.M., midnight.

• Next ‘07. Nicolas Cage. A government agent must capture a clairvoyant and convince him to help her stop terrorists from detonating a nuclear weapon in Los Angeles. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 3:40 A.M., Sat. noon (CC)

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