Gossip Girl TV Show Recaps In The Realm Of The Basses
Gossip Girl TV Show Recaps In The Realm Of The Basses: Because Chuck is MIA since his father’s funeral, his Uncle Jack arrives on the Upper East Side to find and help him. Trying to forget her last conversation with Chuck, Blair focuses on being accepted into the most prestigious ladies club in the city, Colony Club. Jenny returns to Constance Billard and immediately takes on Penelope and her posse of mean girls, but no one is going down without a valiant Gossip Girl-worthy fight. Add a recap »
Jenny and Eric foment a sad little Pinkberry revolution against Penelope’s Plastics, but it’s a short-lived bunch of sound and fury that ends when Nelly Yuki reveals she was only backing Jenny’s play for her own sad Mean Girl reasons. Jenny rolls her eyes all world-wisely and freely gives up the Queen B crown like an idiot, but the good news is that this might be the thing that finally sends Penelope barking mad.
The show continues its subtle misdirection w/r/t to the rapid decompensation of Blair Waldorf, relying once again on the shiny, histrionic antics of Chuck Bass in its left hand so you don’t notice her slowly being crushed to death in its right. Meet Dirty Sexy Jack, Chuck’s evil, 30-year-old uncle who manages to redeem his lame-ass dead-end Dexter storyline in about three seconds of screentime, located somewhere between hauling Chuck home from Thai opium dens… and the episode-ending reveal that he boned Blair just this week, on New Year’s Eve. Discuss this episode in our forums, then see what vlogger Sean Crespo thinks about Gossip Girl when he has No Prior Knowledge! And check back later this week for the full recap!
Yeah. And then just when you thought it couldn’t get darker, Blair decides to parlay this walk on the Humbert side into a bid for membership in the Colony Club, your average Chico’s Nantuckety Chanel via Anne Taylor sort of early-40s women’s auxiliary where all they really want are Xanbar scrips and to have sex with a black man before they die. After a series of invocations because nothing else works, their anti-Bass der Woodsen behavior horrifies even Blair, who was trying to get away from Plastic high school BS.
Rufus and Lily had a son, whom she gave up for closed adoption and can’t possibly find, until he gives a big stupid speech about how parenting is, like, his number one thing — evidenced by his charming children and uninterrupted devotion to their welfare — and then she suddenly has a lead. Dan and Serena are all excited about how Rufus is murderously in hate with Lily, because it means they can get together, but the dead thing wearing Chuck Bass’s face tells him the secret, explaining that having a sibling in common is a dealbreaker even for Chuck Bass. Cross your fingers this is the show telling us that Dan and Serena will never, ever try to date again. Which I really hope it is, because Aaron Rose is apparently gone for good.
Bottom line: Mysterious stupid baby, Blair’s going crazy, Chuck’s the walking dead, Jack is evil, Jenny and Eric are becoming the kind of pug-owning couple that will soon give up dating entirely. Next week: More mysterious stupid baby, the reading of the will, and the crowning of the one true Bass. And hopefully Blair will take an entire schoolbus of orphans down with her, because every week her massive and inevitable blowout gets postponed is going to make it that much worse.
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Jack Bass: You shut away like Gloria Swanson.
Gloria Swanson (March 27, 1899 – April 4, 1983) is an American actress, who has won the Academy Award and the Golden Globe. She became more popular after her appearance in the the movie Sunset Boulevard (1950). She has performed in many silent films.
Episode Title: In the Realm of the Basses
Refers to a Japanese movie from 1976, In the Realm of the Senses. This movie is about the relationship between a hotel owner and a maid. It is a fictional and sexually explicit treatment of a true story which occurred in 1930s in Japan.
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